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99.89% of the posts on this blog are reblogs. I am sorry for this.
Nothing on this page is mine unless I say otherwise.
Post reblogged from Brass Petals and Rose Locks with 5 notes
lol some people actually think Marble Hornets is real?
Source: after-closing-time
Post reblogged from Flippity boop boop with 7,328 notes
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Source: groovymuttations
Photo reblogged from pure imagination with 175 notes
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRYING
Source: legoolas
Post reblogged from pure imagination with 15,106 notes
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
Source: princeichi
Post reblogged from SHUT THE HELL UP GALE with 1,108 notes
Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?”
Source: quinn-fabgay
Quote reblogged from Million Dollar Charm with 12,043 notes
Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE.
Source: rapeisnotajoke
Post reblogged from pure imagination with 4,082 notes
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
Source: batreaux
Chat reblogged from you can be my forest love with 8,185 notes
I suppose this used to happen quite often
- James: Lily?
- Lily: Mmmm
- James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
Source: rainbowcomesafterstorm
Post reblogged from SHUT THE HELL UP GALE with 16,569 notes
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
Source: nanflanagan
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